I found out his odd world wide web affair
And looked up route of ruse of rendez vous
I realised why we werent a perfect pair
A double life in love I couldnt do
Their matchy matchy clothes of pastel hue
Their facial features siblings similar
I felt incestuous bias a proxy skew
I leaned to love as voyeur I wouldnt mar
I snuck to motor court their door ajar
They cuddled cautiously they lacked elan
In strokes of private parts it looked your spar
I could teach her tips how to please that man
I wondered why I watched the sneaky fling
In manners neither wore a wedding ring
Chorus fling dalliance liaison
