You fight the funny fate youve been ascribed
Your smirking face affects a clownish charm
You plonk a premium everybody bribed
You shout your party pals you mute alarm
The buyable boy Ive banked on zero qualm
Aeons now youve proven me a perfect fit
On me I spend your money wheres the harm?
Your vulgar style I mirror more than bit
Ive got a ready cock to match your clit
They reckoned oral wasnt really sex
Your silence parallel to mine twin grit
You puzzled major spastic muscle flex
The fellow found it very hard to pee
Theres better buzz in booze you must agree
Chorus pee tinkle wizz
