Revised sonnet #239
I feel in fact a clever cheeky chimp
I want to wear a rental monkey suit
And hairy head to foot Id hide a limp
Id knuckle down Id come off kind of cute
Tonight I started cresting set to shoot
And she yelled someones name instead of mine
I looked the lesser lover what a hoot
Ive clammed at cameltoe and pantyline
Your prophylactic splash of sparkling wine
The menstrual cycle speaks of deep disdain
The dimmer switch a cinch you cut it fine
Youd ace an alpha male in hurricane
The philtre better boost its only chance
I do as delta male in shady glance
Chorus chance break opportunity
