Revised sonnet #1260
You whined to me your derriere was way wide
You wore a skirt the size of canvas sail
An awkward ask I shrugged to no avail
To pacify I proffered frills to hide
Your russet locks to raven black you dyed
Your lips you painted chinese crimson kale
Your cheeks you powdered white a deathly pale
Your lids you smudged up pastel smokey eyed
I climbed your pair of laddered pantyhose
You scoffed a punnet while I rode arrear
Your face bore blackberry juice stuck to sneer
A mirrored ruddy river wending chin and nose
You shredded pantyhose you country hick
You picked the berries risked a scratch or prick
Chorus hick bumpkin yokel