Act 1 Scene 1

Jester Bobo atop a star fort

Eruptions quakes and lightning signal end
Of Vulcan god usurped by god unknown
I switch allegiance tight from him to you
Anonymous at present soon to speak
Im Jester Bobo down on knees to you
I was a woman once afore I gorged
On lambs fry which put hair on my chest
And shrank my a size goblets down to flat
Thigh gap congenital Ive rickets true
My parents skimped on food no stretch or strait
The codpiece part exaggeration is
Ive jelqued myself a decent macroclit
Male pattern baldness side effect I beat
With pubic hair mine woven wig and stuck
On pate with dabs of knackers yard horse glue
The White Witch sells a concentrated tea
To me if I go to forest neighbouring
It keeps the fat off my chest hips and thighs
Ive served as archer while on battlefields
I gripped the bow in left and right hand firm
My lower arms have thickened bones from skill
As bone is living tissue muscle trained
King Eznorbs food I taste to earn my keep
At court Ive told jokes nought but sauce and spice
To meatier themes of rule of government
That limping God I want to quit ahead
Ill make the mental notes your spy through realm--

Eznorb
puppet king of Vulcania

Parts

King Eznorb
Jester Bobo food taster
Vampire Knight Haemo
Catar earl of eastern Vulcania
Sol vampire Abigail daughter to Catar
Sol vampire Adeline daughter to Catar
Alan elder son of Eznorb
Alfred younger son of Eznorb
Glan captain of castle and star fort
Trill Esquire libertine courtier
White Witch Lady Lethe
Black Witch Lady Boge
Clown prison turn key
Prince Revlis Eznorbs younger brother
Vulcan Priest undertaker
Murtherio fugitive criminal
Limquik artist sculptor and muralist
Harry Harriet vagabond gold panner
Damien mountain goatherd
Vampire cataphract Homunxulus
Vampire cataphract Porfyrus
Vampire cataphract Accudus
Vampire artist Scura
Fairies Fiera Flambus Furnac rubbish incinerators
Pixies Cinam Vanil Pepa maple and birch tappers
and various minions

Revised sonnet #1339

Trust Sue shell squander every single cent
On beer in plastic litres coarse and cheap
A finger down the thick throat and vomits lent
To lavatory bowl and growls are deep
The filtered fags are clipped just off the rent
A pain they plume in silver ashtray heap
On my t shirt she stubs a butt thats bent
The holes are singed in since Ive proven creep
As she appeared a doll across a bunk
Thats blacked out drunk I did a pussy shave
The booze Id guzzled down made me more brave
Of sweat and urine had old panties stunk
And sober later she sought shaver out
A perfect match once wed we little doubt
Chorus out uit ut

Revised sonnet #1340

Tears well in my eyes seeing that hes the one
The mind accepts your hook up box and bow
I walk away in case they overrun
You look alive all smiles I neednt know
The girl Ive married since is full of fun
Though like you she exudes a gorgeous glow
The kind Id claim as frivolous Id shun
Yes we talk soft if high or loud if low
A funny feeling fills its deja vu
That shell encounter boys as suitable
The heart a mystery thats mutable
Each day Im damned to woo the girl anew
In boring public places shes a hoot
Byebye Ive learnt to love the raunchier route
Chorus hoot card riot

Revised sonnet #1341

You understand our plight the virtuous vice
Impasse in paradise is such a bore
You favour flip of card I roll of dice
As lifes a mental mystery at core
A distance off the deviants were too nice
If foisted fib I mutter where you roar
Okay theyre cute they similarly splice
You guess a gigolo I wish a whore
You mix and match its mesmerising guise
You swirl in cap and slip or hat and frock
You sway in cloche and gown or brim and smock
A menu meant to feast the avid eyes
A living work of art tart glamorous
Youre more or less a mate though amorous
Chorus glamorous dazzling tinselled

Revised sonnet #1342

In Lhyber pass beneath the moon I walk
Inclined to niggling nostrils malt endowed
And from behind I hear the skateboards loud
Old faces whizz at me theyre white as chalk
The petrol station the place to haunt or gawk
Its coffee cranks the solar panel crowd
And female cops theyre uniformly proud
The graveyard shift a scene I like to stalk
The patron loo is full of citrus scent
A motion sensor puffer puffs out more
The cistern water pure a freebie pour
I kneel and lap up some stuff simply meant
A female cop inspects and says you dog
Yanks me to feet and plants a sexy snog
Chorus dog bowwow pooch

Revised sonnet #1343

Faint stratus clouds invest the blue toned sky
Theyre white as sardine bones you never munch
The gulls turn mussels missiles drop a bunch
They crack them from on high on rocks and cry
The weather good the undercurrent wavelets ply
On such a day its said to suck in out to lunch
A caring soul she swam to save just hunch
A struggling child yet both dragged down did die
Gregarious generous and guiding soul
Ive many memories of holding her
Tears salty sit on lips as my eyes blur
The wisest wife in common law in role
Along the high tide mark of parallels
The sandals crackle crushing mollusc shells
Chorus parallels analogues equivalents

Revised sonnet #1344

That dunce inside I looked to dozy boys
For love all native common sense reneged
I looked to place the broken bottle noise
His eyes eyes mine invaded quickly pegged
I peeped away too late for equipoise
The other boys inebriated yet egged
The cigarette I sucked invited ploys
He beamed at me to charm for lighter begged
And who else might a girl engulf and smooch
Except a fellow voyager foul of breath
Resigned to sales tax stuck on certain death
His budget brand the choice of bogan mooch
A noxious hobby had him harp on me
In menthol chilled out funny harmony
Chorus me mig moi

Revised sonnet #1345

Then should I laugh it off or sigh and cry?
Your phoney leads are palmed off friends of friends
Theyre just as bottom rung and by the bye
The gaffers grips in charge of odds and ends
You join in limo starlets sardine ply
Your maxed out credit card a credo lends
You sweat against a honcho hes hot high
You wonder where the wiry driver wends
You primped a salon product more than glad
You foamed and firmed you set you hung a drape
Of mousse they bandied big above your nape
You fondled follicles you drummed up fad
And even should you make the pyramid
At entry level plug away youd act as bid
Chorus pyramid piramide pyramide

Revised sonnet #1346

O honey how Ill calculate your hurt
It anchors us youll never writhe away
You criticize yourself in kooky blurt
You come across in echos easy prey
The forced yawns put your way are cause to flirt
You crave approval mine you kiss okay
Exaggerated wrongs you start to splay
You cling to me if calibrated comments curt
A run of luck a lumped together body count
The overdose and fatal accident
You wonder whether deeper stuff is meant
I pitch the averages paramount
Id hate to hail you sad yet beautiful
The world itself is sad yet bountiful
Chorus beautiful gorgeous radiant

Revised sonnet #1347

Ive sailed the superyacht around the globe
Those saucy seven seas are my abode
I stroll in swimsuit under satin robe
The pump and dump a proven motherlode
The rim of fire Ive studied private probe
The Krakatoa in angry anal mode
The far flung farting remnant bottom lobe
How cool is lava floe? Id crack cack code
Young lady loves of every origin
Of Moscow Istanbul and Bucharest
Of Paris Tel Aviv and Budapest
Or Tartary on lilos lain Ill pin
If any hints Im poof I prod that slot
Three ways I launch at hand a rubber bot
Chorus slot groove channel

Revised sonnet #1348

In black mails blitzkrieg youd fit the bill
Hes got the goods on sinners down the street
His daughter dwells in dungeon under feet
An open secret stick that cyanide pill
Hes got the candid cashier known to shill
Hes got the ailing athlete known to cheat
Hes got the blessed bishop known to beat
Hes got the viral vegan known to kill
Hungarian blood in veins a Berlin birth
I was inducted final month of war
At fourteen Nazi patriot cut to core
I fear that Gritzl what he might unearth
I wake to cock a doodle do kids cry
Id never delved that dungeon Stasi spy
Chorus cry gridare schreien