Well, babe, you sat by me and stayed long mute,
And waited out that first move fellow's gaffe-
Stuff chat about the weather, nought so naff,
Failed, ignorant actress, you're kind of cute.
You got my details by stealth, that's astute,
Not really right, maybe violent riffraff,
I've guessed my x, y, and z on your graph,
If only you could squash me, sorted scoot.
Will you please exit me and my brand forever
So I can be with whom I'm meant to be,
A woman who's an artist, host more clever,
Sure, foolish gentlemen can be set free.
Face down, things I stand for jerk you jealous,
Zoom some talentless bum, groom him zealous.
(Chorus)
o jealous
o envious
o covetous
[I've got over 300 sonnets in draught, and
2009's goal is to double output. Thanks Rick
Collingwood, Phil McGraw.]
[I've got over 300 sonnets in draught, and
2009's goal is to double output. Thanks Rick
Collingwood, Phil McGraw.]
