a study toward sonnet #143 by FisherKingKQJ
in F flat
I tried extreme makeover on the lam
As I pretty look the blackout rapist...
Not me! I sprinkle weed with Epilam!
I wiggled to the Beauty the- rapist,
A few guessing I'm a prison escapist.
Bliage, caramel highlights, gel, perm, weight?
Hummed and haad the colourist and stylist
My gritty broken nails were in a state
He or she pointed, limp wristed, effeminate.
A chest and eyebrow wax were just the cure
In their poncey anal -ysis. So my mate
From behind hugged me pretty as a picture.
I started out a joined eyebrow wuss
Now I'm a metrosexual Narcissus.
{3D interactive chorus in G flat:}
I started out a joined eyebrow wuss.
I started out a joined eyebrow pillock.
I started out a joined eyebrow twit.