Your bias to be a simp if sick of sighing
Youd like to cooee the far out boy you crave
Youd like to force on him a friendly wave
I give you credit since youre ever eying
Youll know him better by explicit prying
Approach a friend of friend thats front up brave
Enquire innocuously youre not a knave
Explain yourself as social sort of lying
You want to get it right in sentence stilt
You want to mouth a poignant joke or pun
You want to whisper seriously youre fun
You want to win a heart in lovely lilt
In first impressions pitch a little zest
Just be your better self if not your best
Chorus zest tang spice
