I praise you Satan from the final rung
As heaven beckons now you know the drill
You pull the ladder down your deeds unsung
I step on cloud the soul of force of will
I made up mangled acronym to bill
The fancy phrase to rub out laziness
In second language since I lacked in skill
To paedophiles I pitched term more yet less
I promised dunces drugs and sweet success
You skip the road to adult reading age
The school at home at doctors home address
The Sunday School its busy bible page
Id been a liar at heavens gates I grabbed
I lay on bed adying to priest I blabbed
Chorus grabbed clutched snatched