Revised sonnet #190

I plonked the phone across its cradle pin

He couldnt say I wasnt neat and nice

He couldnt finish sentence fudge a win

It was his final feeble roll of dice

The vacuous venom ladylike yet vice

I was a fraud afraid to real time gob

I wished I didnt care turned cube of ice

Out loud I dreamt of ways to win the mob 

I was his squeeze? I squirmed that charmers fob

I had the names of babes hed bed the while

The worst the fertile frump and sexy snob

I sifted gossip sore I gasped at guile

Ignore his lovely looks and cautious charm

Hes fickle fare in company heed qualm

Chorus charm magic witchery

Revised sonnet #189

He was unrecognisable at worst

His voice a bass the same abrupt and deep

He was a former beau I felt the first

It was a memory I wouldnt weep

He was at loss I made the psychic leap

He curled a smile he batted slow a blink

I wondered what Id done you sow and reap

Hed lost in love I was the weakest link 

I echod what he said to stifle stink

I felt the spirit free and serf to none

I poured two glasses pleasant any drink

I nodded latest pyrrhic war hed won

I chanced a mirror my insides turned old

I suffered memories I wasnt sold

Chorus old mature senior

Revised sonnet #188

My family youd found of small import

Yourself youve got a lot of hurt to hide

If personally distant decent sport

My lowly loneliness you plumb inside

You know the drill the door is open wide

Upon me lay your glorious blame and guilt

I give the pledge to pleasure free of pride

Inside my scabbard slide your sword to hilt

I love our beer and mead the slur and lilt

And death of poo infesting parasites

Toast end to empires let the flora wilt

The barren earth an end to anal blights

The ugly folk at pool they peer and cry

Tears break reflections oddly prettify

Chorus cry bawl weep

Revised sonnet #187

In Xhanghai surgery my bones are cut

Two stretching frames and screws on legs in rows

A shock awaits the patronising slut

He likes to look at people down his nose

He likes to prey on dormant young yoyos

I got to protegee he sometimes grooms

At five foot four a small threat did I pose

He reckoned future fate as set in wombs

Hes naturally fat a change it dooms

Hell never sink to liposuction pail

The lard is locked in free of surgeon zooms

A jolly big boned boy hes prone to ail

Ive got a six foot five frame once a stretch

Ill loom above the supercilious wretch

Chorus stretch flex reach

Revised sonnet #186

I blinked off tears they turned to rills on cheeks

I dabbed eye corners dry till lash quick bat

In full force flattery I felt for freaks

He laughed at last a connoisseur of scat

His voice annoyed in phrases fluent and flat

He pulled at my tan satin jacket sleeve

And landed my tight plait a gentle pat

Hed done it more than once to me a peeve

He said I was all right hed never leave

He said I was a phony goody good

The pleasurable pain I could achieve

His sadomasochism half understood

At first I guessed I gave his bottom pinch

Then me he called a queer it made him flinch

Chorus pinch pincer pizzico

Revised sonnet #185

Didnt want to see him here however

Blanking him out promised answer better

Criminally secretive Id sever

Mutual contacts slip off silver fetter

Monogram and label single letter

Catalogue of swimsuits summer season

Perfect wear if calibrated wetter

His opinion was they wouldnt ease on

His stance suspect spoke of total treason

Feelings flooded me the strongest fury

Mental faculties affected reason

Justice wouldnt be afforded jury

Him I held the wooden ever presence

When I wore a giggly effervescence

Chorus presence presensia presenza

Revised sonnet #184

Yes penchant wild arose it overwhelmed

I wasnt level headed high then low

It was a wobbly boat on rip I helmed

The hottest kiss I fixed on him quite slow

Then he eased free Id dealt an ego blow

The sudden keeling kiss just not okay

Id hustled him off guard that rude I know

I had invaded space as he might say

I switched to passive soul the prey Id play

As he proposed perversely cautious catch

My sisters spouse ensconced in region gray

Id hover near and harmonise their patch

I wanted her in love it wasnt vile

I lurked in love as well with winning smile

Chorus vile nasty odious

 

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Revised sonnet #183

To me the girls a grounded fund of wealth

And she embodies gravitas of gold

To her I go if glum to harp on health

A sometime symptom core to common cold

Ill drink too much and shell then lightly scold

Im never forced to stay in single role

Im safe to roam the gamut shy to bold

And her aim is to save the sorry soul

They reinvent space its water rich theyve dibs

Yet she ticked minerals as sort of scant

Yes she accepted propaganda rant

Of government and media filchers fibs

Achilles heel anxiety hers at length

I humour her or mete out mental strength

Chorus - length range span 

Revised sonnet #182

Twelve years old I told ma I wouldnt wed

Afraid of puberty and spouse to be

I worked at rest home nurse the watershed

Arrived one day in rooms of elderly

The future partner suffered pains in knee

And shuffled back and forth on walking frame

I knew he was the man he clung on me

I closed the dunny door to stave off shame

I checked his mental state he knew his name

A war time spy hed played a crucial role

I kept that quiet I played the parlour game

I dreamt him double agent even mole

I wed him whimsical at eighty eight

At thirty three thought that as sorted late

Chorus eight acht uit

Revised sonnet #181

A surgeon he dissected shrimp as sport

A sailor he exclaimed at soup ahoy

A soldier he erected feta fort

A jockey he insisted juice true joy

A plumber he declined a cherry bouy

A chemist he diluted lots the rum

A baller he imparted spin to soy

A baker he included every crumb

A butcher he denuded peach and plumb

A busker he donated his own beer

A fisher he avoided fish if chum

A hunter he expected potted deer

I will date curious kinds of single folk

Im much afraid of future marriage yoke

Chorus folk humans people