Revised sonnet #1287

My girl unnerves of late disposed to nag
And overbearing she decides to boss
My pauses suffered she talks through the lag
Im laryngitis free I fudge the loss
Her list of former beaus a certain snag
I mull them visually emoting cross
I find her sickly sweet and prone to brag
Id rather gorge too fast on candy floss
Her cloak I carry into given room
As stalking steed and people stare and freeze
Her stilted barbs at foe aspire to ease
They conquer corners bitchy bend a boom
Accustomed not to rumored rivalry
Her champion am I strapped in chivalry
Chorus rivalry antagonism contest

Revised sonnet #1288

How shell insult the mind and undermine
I ever look like landing any man
I field forfeit first finish also ran
I stomach loss a solid losers sign
Her figure cuts a subtly curvier line
Her fingers longer elegantly fan
Her eyes a silver quicker catch and scan
Her hair hangs looser glossier further fine
Ive seen her mince in missing skirt and belt
Ive seen her wink in missing liner stick
Ive seen her crimp in missing stole of felt
Ive heard her hail him honest rural hick
In sibling rivalry a circumstance
That shes the elder sister stealing glance
Chorus circumstance locale situation

Revised sonnet #1289

Many moments might Ive vocalised gripe
Jocular at loose end jolly jaded
Lots Ive been in love and serenaded
When Im flattened down in flattering hype
Analysed predicaments the man type
Friends aside Ive suffered stints unaided
Chance of perfect match a fraction faded
Odd tears rilling cheeks Id sort such swift wipe
When we windowshop it segues to arty
Over dummies poring poses static
Clothes cool can crank make you life of party
What we wear uncool thats automatic
Find Im finally a leap year older
Let love linger docile passions smoulder
Chorus older ouder ouer

Revised sonnet #1290

That Kujeppe who feathered frosty face
And dabbed away offending dot
And buffed till bluff a pastel blusher jot
And combed each glacier coloured hair in place
I wondered why the winter sun tanned race
The flakes of solid snow if freezing hot
The Arctic camels permafrost their plot
The multifunctional in strangest space
That Lakiqqi identical twin hers
Albino like in love of Mother Earth
Eats carrots only such strange stuff occurs
The orange irises arise end dearth
That Melorro a clone to covered chicks
Initial look their likeness would just nix
Chorus chicks broads girls

Revised sonnet #1291

At crash test dummy me align your light
O wholly holy stars of evening sky
The future never burned and beamed this bright
Ive paid a price and limped up low to high
Across the early morning star jerks eye
In consciousness experience preemptive plight
I bounce about the bonnet folds full flight
The motor cage in stages caves I die
Selves sleeves slide into their tight telescope
Each self sleeve stores a matryoshka doll
Youd only want your lowliest level soul
To suffer stupid stuff to gamely grope
You need to draw together join the dots
Though slink I centrifuge to fractal bots
Chorus dots motes points

Revised sonnet #1292

Is karma how I earnt the torture tank
Im bottom lobster base of four tier bloc
Though bigger specimens are boiled in crock
Just prior they chow their kin they yank up rank
I jumped the queue I sidled from the flank
I nudged in rudely tired of times tick tock
I rankled peers unphased I fingered clock
It wasnt like a prison law of shank
Id rather ship a poachers rhino horn
Than stick around a chimp in manacle
Id rather cart a nobblers unicorn
Than stick around a bitch unbankable
Id rather ride on shark a remora
Than stick around a krill in plethora
Chorus remora remora remora

Revised sonnet #1293

Say they that theres surely someone better
Whos impassioned prepossessed and caring
Current livein couldnt chime in wetter
Bottle necks and bilge in silence sharing
Mates of his evaluate me the fetter
We wont wreck ourselves if nothing daring
He observes in fateful farce a squaring
Got to gin a gorgeous grand gogetter
Cold is he in charm if never jealous
Only child indifferent to other
Sibling rivalry afflicting brother
Cautious commonly and rarely zealous
Come to thorough think theyre disapproving
Versus boys by batch that madly moving
Chorus disapproving censuring panning

Revised sonnet #1294

I struck an old flame walking Shortland Street
Uncanny were the jugs the way theyd jut
The crimson blouse of silk a stylish cut
I heard her husky hello nice to meet
The builders vans in lines affected fleet
Then we encountered scaffold saddled hut
I poopood poor Post Office stripped of gut
Art deco not a period past repeat
I bustled her inside a corner bar
I shouted her a beer and brandy shot
I was the same and shed improved a jot
As student chums once would we rate as par
Id stuck to squat encroach and dumpster dives
I wondered whence our sudden forking lives
Chorus dives plunges swoops