Revised sonnet #1295

To aid you put yourself inside my shoes
I knew quite well your wild ex worked out worse
You lost a credit card tucked safe in purse
I had my lesser fault the binge of booze
You noted how Id little left to lose
Yet stuck to rut I was to risk averse
You noted how Id ever clamour curse
Yet never really blew my burning fuse
I shut my ears to slander slanted speech
It was unfocused wounded anyone
I liked specific sarcasm deadly done
If ventured versus hanging fruit in reach
I put myself inside your shoes your cant
I cocked a shocking snook avoided rant
Chorus cant pretence show

Revised sonnet #1296

Planned to ping the place a little early
Sheryl Sheila Shirley plain forgot name
Memory in lapse of late lost looks lame
Russet locks of hers are kinked or curly
Babe on arm of big bloke bald and burly
Passing similar the bare soft skin same
Combed off crown affects flowing fine flame
Ginger locks at brow as bangs are swirly
I see she slips safety belt far from feat
Tips the taxi driver down Nuffield St
I see she slinks tentative then toes kerb
Sashays sultriness by billboard bold blurb
Gastro bar ensconced I itch to bellow
Her through concertina window hello
Chorus bellow holler yell

Revised sonnet #1297

Alarmed at her sustained sagacity
The taunting talk to my untroubled head
I felt I was implored to drop down dead
I wanted whats a partners parity
Emotions charged I called on clarity
I mightve lacked a certain skill in bed
I mightve lacked a manner poorly bred
I mightve lacked the trait tenacity
I shouldnt have hailed her as beautiful
I shouldnt have held her if elegant
I shouldnt have hummed her if relevant
I shouldnt have hacked her as dutiful
Im breezy natured ever affable
In squalid situations unflappable
Chorus affable cordial pleasant

Revised sonnet #1298

Dawdling dirty geezers gawk oncoming
My tight tan t shirt its generous breasts
Faster strides I make to minimise pests
Hands at sides stiff scared Id come off mumming
Snug bra cups in lace thats cleavage plumbing
Wobbles waiver preempt the asinine jests
Cant conceal anxiety fear of fear bests
Stilts the social side Im still succumbing
Cane taps come along in ears sand scrapes stray
Face in sunnies leans to lovely looking
Accidental feel ups dormant foray
Since blind else all cop a finger hooking
My back pain and fungus fairly cripple
Should I proffer next time pip of nipple?
Chorus cripple disable hamper

Revised sonnet #1299

I swear youre boxed in by this dawdling bint
You click your cane along a cordoned road
Your sunnies ward off sun in sweat you squint
You follow flow of mob and paver node
You bump a babe you miss in beam a glint
You snort the scaffolds city council code
You rake through gravel granite grit and flint
Enlarged text virtualised your future lode
Teed St yields oestrogen to second sight
Two window dummies nod you dashing dude
Your jacket boasts a hair its only blight
On tartan tracks in crackling static hued
You board the bus to save yourself a mile
You swear to driver Rodneys step your style
Chorus mile mijl myl

Revised sonnet #1300

A pantyhose crotch unhinged a flap uneyed
Invited stroke of fingers heated haste
I hinted moves via loudly lewd lambaste
I writhed at him I opened further wide
I pulled in hard hips his I acted guide
Too saccharine a man that came off chaste
I pinched at his alluring little waist
I scarcely sensed the solid slide inside
The pumping started after curious queef
And how he hyperventilated huffs
I mended manners mine and mouthed two puffs
A correspondent climax jelquers brief
Im bit above your social intercourse
Thanks though if he exhibits fervent force
Chorus intercourse dealing exchange