Revised sonnet #1635

She struck as sick as youd think true to type
A narcissist in love I swiftly fell
Some social creature any mane or stripe
Our clique acquired her we just got on well
Shed wave off worries mine mere trifling gripe
On monumental worries all hers dwell
She stood no patsy snitch or guttersnipe
It was perspective plumped not kiss and tell
She showed off cleavage scarcely photod crude
She shood off bad boys whod alight and leer
Her whiskers waxed at Womens Work shed sneer
She was hung up on style sense played a pseud
Just one of those vain girls shed yearn and yawn
Shed posit brain a must and beg off brawn
Chorus yawn dilate gape

Revised sonnet #1636

The stage two geezer goosed his walking frame
Up near to nod acquaintance nab a name
Of elder statesman mugshots ghosting past
Affronted by screen scrolls he gasped aghast
Couch sportsfan fixed a free kick struck so wrong
All while in slomo sipping beer and puffing bong
He booted easiest bullseye front of goal
Heeled it home sweet home without rigmarole
A streetwise homie paid out pay per view
His back to front cap watched his back he knew
His doppelganger headbutt bonkers struck
Teevee cracked bloodied brow the best of luck
Motion sensor console gaming skill sires
Meek amateurs far from floor salesman hires
Chorus sires begets creates

Revised sonnet #1637

Whats my cute candy cane its stripes so bright
Whats my long licorice and short grape gum
Whats my cube cut chunk choice turkish delight
Whats my cream pie abed in biscuit crumb
Whats my meringue fluff airy crisp and slight
Whats my carved icecream raisins mixed in rum
Whats my eggnog nip two thirds tumbler height
Whats my fruit toffeed apple peach or plum
Your mouth is luscious matted balmed or glossed
I cant engage enough when kissing such
In light of day all inhibitions lost
Just plug in that tongue thank you very much
Yes darling ladle on your treacle treat
Whilst people peer peeved alley lane or street
Chorus treat gift present

Revised sonnet #1638

I sought to see the loser followed whim
Theyd ranked him little more than laughing stock
I sensed a soothing silliness to brim
I felt impelled to patronise or mock
I sat at stage edge primping flexing limb
They smirked him either muscleman or jock
I sucked an ice cube round the tumbler rim
I guessed his gags as gross and not knockknock
He pitched his plaintive gags abandoned pride
I sussed him sad sensed some future furtive
He seemed swell sweet his stance so assertive
I heard him heckled heeheed his hard hide
I clapped his corny candour didnt bay
He was warm what I wanted night or day
Chorus bay corner trap

Revised sonnet #1639

Old concrete lane in zigzag stiles still wends
Across a bump its full of holes and cracks
A pace past our old house in sadness ends
High hedge obscures sides splintered trellis lax
Im lost apart I learn life extends
No joie de vivre I sob at chimney stacks
And tiles intact I mightve made amends
A ghost you this heart hurt unhardened tracks
A weekend party waived off weak event
You werent amused I muse yes now I see
A job prospectus prised you off of me
Our weekly wages stretched in meeting rent
Bush branches pushed away whack back apace
And trigger tears I flinch Im flogged full face
Chorus apace pronto swiftly

Revised sonnet #1640

All candidates who bow and crawl to power
All oracles who breathe on crystal balls
All billionaires who squash and still stay sour
All loiterers who mill and mull in malls
Ive little class I cuss and cuff or cower
A veteran of booze and barroom brawls
Our worlds a floating poo or lily flower
El nino farts or greenhouse gas in squalls
Is shortsightedness then the better game?
Investing zest Id certainly zero in
On you sweet sister happy heros grin
My muscles ache and you scarce seem that lame
Then lets escape to daily living yield
Were useless yet in love thats our tin shield
Chorus yield capitulate surrender

Revised sonnet #1641

Will he hook up? will my worst worries latch?
Ive reeled him out I stand his rescue search
Ive bandied friends hes baited brilliant catch
Im sure hes overhyped theyd leave in lurch
I know she only craves kids kept in batch
I know she only nods a ring in church
I know she only picks from status perch
I know she only combs a mousy match
The sexes battle needs no knife or gun
His faith in me affirmed in courteous quips
He sinks on more than latent licking lips
These girls are farthest friends at least theyre fun
Hed suss me squarely minus stuff Im not
Hed grade me great true love or gold hes got
Chorus not nicht nyet

Revised sonnet #1642

I mumble under saved breath seeing she slinks
Across yon kerb yes such a charming chick
Her satin short shorts shimmer quiver quick
Id stand her champion knight name noble links
I wish shed leap this arid current jinx
And enter my lame life love me her pick
Id like to learn what she sees as cool or ick
Id love to meet her mind her inner minx
Theres bliss in beauty it enhances health
I see the tresses skin and clothes are clean
The silver earrings sparkling speak of wealth
Yes her looks are the golden mean I glean
Through me blinks she inside the awning aisles
Her stiff shoes snaking crowded urban miles
Chorus aisles corridors lanes

Revised sonnet #1643

Behaviour show off on my part bizarre
Or symptomatic that boy girl type thing
My eyes ease tears they stall a salty sting
My hurt heart hacks a passion over par
A knowing quick look or friends shrug afar
May elevate my soul may bright bliss bring
On hormone high adrenaline a ping
I guess our curse can captivate and jar
My heart beats busily in its bone cage
I bite breath back skin surely shades blue hue
My situation set speech seems overdue
I crave you damsel weve both come of age
I yield in love in kneeling forth repent
And you my wiles wave off its eminent
Chorus repent atone disclaim

Revised sonnet #1645

I aimed his arse one funny towel hard flick
It got him good avenged his chinese burn
His toe hit me an under table kick
Ice cubes inside his collar thing hed earn
We laughed and cringed on each lowly trick
We wondered wise in woe when would he learn
I gauged our gender frisson void of click
A blitz of fondling fizzled found adjourn
In chat I champion true I blurt and mug
His foibles sayings and skirmishes its nub
Our staff room sink and its electric jug
And drainer stand as my informants hub
What wild womans our big boy busy booing?
What wayward waifs he properly pursuing?
Chorus booing catcalling jeering

Revised sonnet #1646

A time we were as one wed quite unique
I saw you surely my immortal muse
I knew youd never massively enthuse
A secret lover brought a certain pique
He watched you brush a bang off either cheek
He clapped your spritz of scent a standard ruse
He bought your bob hair style and blouse in blues
He was as pleased as punch agreeably geek
A microscope slide shows your quirks yet worse
I view you water ice inviting schism
A sun struck jelly standing gnomon prism
All anti atoms other universe
He over scrutinises when youre trite
Your foe couch fade off ultraviolet light
Chorus trite banal hackneyed