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Thursday, September 17, 2015

sonnet You need to make

You need to make a perfect master clone
Your brains and looks are gifts of demigod
Or partial clone then first aid blood and bone
A freezer packet dropped in cryonic pod
Your baby face is little changed its known
Your wise young mind is marveled old and odd
If natures notions needle overflown
Add sensor infra red to cone and rod
Things heal or grow in grace theyd interlace
As if a limb that grows again on skink
Youd grow a part and plug a socket chink
As harbinger to rest of human race
I urge you weightless grow a genial giant
In outer space immortal proud and pliant
Chorus giant behemoth colossus

sonnet I give a care

I give a care as certified dry nurse
Im not a prostitute or parasite
A silver linings clicked in monthly curse
In year round bust aesthetic not right quite
A bitch in heat extends a pinker purse
Its open season morning noon and night
Dog boobs as temporary bags disperse
Milk forward puppies slurp in sweet delight
I lie on beanbags then undo my blouse
I utter oink oink oink a backward code
My nursing cups on hinges then unhouse
My piglet pacifiers my node and node
My sad runts granted scrum I never spritz
I keep a peace I cure a bacon blitz
Chorus spritz issue jet

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

sonnet We scarcely dare address

We scarcely dare address the sun at noon
A lot of light burns eyes its crude in kind
We squizz a pale adjacent moon as soon
Sunset sunrise they softly melt ones mind
When dawn when dusk sun sits in cloud cocoon
It lingers like an orange zest or rind
It crinkles like a party past balloon
It slices like a saw far hills aligned
A hue man holds earth his a proper place
A shine man holds a star a home as real
My second sense insists they interlace
Yours yon a second home a white dwarf star
Your oxygen and carbon quarters gun
A soupspoon dram ends up a teaspoon ton
Chorus gun race zoom

Sunday, September 13, 2015

sonnet A burdens borne you

A burdens borne you carry little kids
Your kiddie voice is thin it isnt ick
A broken voice is gristly tracheal thick
And booms afield and boisterously bids
As dna undoes and banks or rids
I calibrate a common country hick
You calibrate a basic city chick
A kid is what you stall at stick on skids
If kissing cousins court you neednt cringe
Youre pure as pedigree or thoroughbred
I guess you greatly overvalue minge
As peace is plied and two tribes wend well wed
A kid if early had they wont exhume
A mongoloid inside a long lost tomb
Chorus exhume disinter unearth

Thursday, September 10, 2015

sonnet My sight and spirit

My sight and spirit are at civil war
One loves a glamour which allieves your looks
One loves a cheekiness your spark at core
Irate at each I wonder which one rooks
In calling pax I play out pretty poor
Temptation tickles me I twist on hooks
I flinch your forward flirty flaw in awe
I palm your gentle curves and prod your nooks
Youve been regraded seven stripped of nine
Its ego beaten off by back of brain
I know you too too well I preempt and deign
Im assinine you latch on like a vine
My eyes resist your eyes my protests pall
I live at large in giggles giddy gall
Chorus pall jade weary

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

sonnet You lie spread out

You lie spread out ten toes turned up your crown
Off bed edge tawny twisted tresses trail
You flash at me eyes focused upside down
You grin at gravitas you next exhale
I ponder physics my suspected frown
A hint of gravity in head and tail
A brain inverted view its verb and noun
As daily habits double lens avail
Youre monkey modified a munted god
Your guts are jerrybuilt a microbiome
A kilogram of microbes claim it home
Your eyes are rudiments yet cone and rod
If ancient aliens angled accident
Ive loved you loads lined luck looks heavens lent
Chorus accident calamity disaster

Monday, September 07, 2015

sonnet Yes Ive got bushy

Yes Ive got bushy brows which nearly meet
Yes Ive got veiny temples loins and tits
Yes Ive got knobbly knees and pigeon feet
Yes Ive got whiskers wild a chin of zits
Yes Ive got body pong bad breath replete
Yes Ive got mood swings married peak and pits
Yes Ive got tummy turns which eat and eat
Yes Ive got frizzy hair a hat just fits
Yes Ive got tight sweat pants arresting rash
Yes Ive got mighty menstrual muscle cramps
Yes Ive got monthly daggies hidden damps
Yes Ive got dandruff on duds as if ash
No one loves me as me I dont damn them
I ooze sebaceous oil and draw down phlegm
Chorus them dem ze

Friday, September 04, 2015

sonnet I didnt want to

I didnt want to play a dating game
Half pied and she seemed savvy sterling yield
I didnt want to place a bet on field
As lady luck is one expensive dame
I eased in early eager ever lame
Her do up ritual reasoned part concealed
A concertina screen her wardrobe shield
I poured tea strained I sighed her maiden name
I chucked her clips and combs on verbal cue
I praised her shoes as art of great import
I lent her stub of lipstick sustained screw
I crimped her scarf as sensual suitors ought
A beauty blemish barely bids a judge
Id settle on it ours I wouldnt budge
Chorus judge arbiter referee

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

sonnet Your hairs light brown

Your hairs light brown a bob and fringe close cut
Your Woippese charms infatuation fulfil
You captivate vast others too they grill
You strike as serious scarcely rid of rut
It hurts I hear you slurred a secret slut
Your rosy cheeks are chattered run of mill
Your nervous character is nattered nil
Your pithiness is pealed a pain in butt
Youd wear offshoulder sleeve a touch of queer?
You might as well exhibit wholly nude
Youd wear acrylic short shorts fabric sheer?
A pantyline and cameltoe ape lewd
I was indignant then I crawl contrite
Your controversial style sense scales such height
Chorus contrite penitent remorseful

Monday, August 31, 2015

sonnet Its heavy bones else

Its heavy bones else some erratic gland
Which swells me jolly lunk a lode of lard
I grab at straws a pump up gastric band
Ill palliate appetite ten tonnes retard
In liposuction so I understand
A surgeons vat and vacuum hose work hard
As modern life aesthetics may demand
You cancel jolliness off credit card
I struck a babe on steep and squeaky stairs
My man breasts shirt ensconced swung her full face
I puffed up evolutions pride of place
I huffed impressed with how she had no airs
I feel her fun as she identifies
With sexy bosoms coaxed sweaty eyes
Chorus identifies catalogues pinpoints

Saturday, August 29, 2015

sonnet Youve come along way

Youve come a long way cougar solo mum
Ive been briefed by aging buff toyboys
Youve honed a high pitched gormless girlish noise
Your gusto giggles aimed at dummy chum
Youd nestle on my knee until near numb
And balance books on head for perfect poise
Your pastel petticoat and ribbons rippling joys
Youd knead a hackle knot with palm and thumb
We bend on beige beanbags liplock and loll
Yes aphrodisiacs bring you back a dream
I prance around a dancing pole just sole
Its trade in trinkets saucy rigmarole
We sip at super sweet lime laced liqueurs
My sugar daddy drunk on panther purrs
Chorus liqueurs licors liquori

Thursday, August 27, 2015

sonnet Youve never needed me

Youve never needed me I nod your knack
I kind of care you close off social ranks
I kind of like you catching captious cranks
You kind of like me if Im out of whack
You pinch a thing and then you sneak it back
You trill ahead of time your million thanks
You perpetrate unhinged your petty pranks
You serve a solid back a solid smack
Youre one of those who hand on heart extoll
Your yoyo diets a force fed fad at last
Cholesterol good bad cholesterol
On day off day of fibre feast and fast
You bury me in stuff yourself youll dump
You can yet quit and nab another chump
Chorus dump jettison scrap

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

sonnet I didnt mean to

I didnt mean to munt your mind in bind
I only wished you panic pain a while
Youre rather rosy even when you rile
I couldve cussed you less or lite unkind
Your brothers camaraderies aligned
In second sense I envy somehow vile
I merely mosey on that extra mile
Ill get you frequently Ive sometimes pined
I bagged you busy since I erred inept
You cut your finger chopping onions fast
It reddened painless clean I reeled aghast
You wept your crocodile tears so adept
I shouldnt shiver if you smirk and cry
I shouldnt doubt the feeling eye to eye
Chorus cry sob weep

Monday, August 24, 2015

sonnet I hovered happy

I hovered happy having harnessed her
It brought on focus amity and fun
As fiancee thus I felt a life begun
Our cautious parents would Im sure concur
I questioned actions courteous did I err?
In her unvoiced view was love underdone?
And wouldnt she incrementally shun?
If blinkered by love had her brain banned blur?
I offered her all my unfriendly fears
I kneeled and kissed in her veined violet wrists
If she ends barren full of cervix cysts?
If I end fallow full of testes tears?
Engaged and graduated wed wed well read
One trimester in baby bump our thread
Chorus read perused scanned

Friday, August 21, 2015

sonnet You mint me mesmerised

You mint me mesmerised in lucid dream
It means I cant unlock your heavy heart
Alls perfectly fine fixed in period meme
It means I cant excel off any chart
Yet facts you field as fateful fitful seem
As credit cards are empty timeless art
As rusty bombs in passing fall a part
And out of vogue shoes sport a grimier gleam
Your great grand ma of freak influenza died
And was ideally twin in looks and birth
Your sisters so as well and worth the earth
And tentative twin suns swing stuff out wide
And if each sperm moved more old same along
I sight you whole in one a single throng
Chorus along entlangs langs

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

sonnet Old auntie Audrey fancied

Old auntie Audrey fancied favourite
A homely cook whose genial grins you greet
I often help her strain out pip and pit
Her home made marmalade is super sweet
Ive copied that old fashioned cooking kit
She stands in model every meal I eat
I put on curlers pinny oven mitt
I bake a carrot cake as special treat
I guzzle smooth soy milk in litre loads
I scoff hashhish oil scones in kilo crams
I trowel on butter melonmango jams
A recipe which massive man breasts bodes
Yes genistein and daidzein ginger men
Ill dine out on fine phyto oestrogen
Chorus men folk people

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

sonnet A shemale swings a

A shemale swings a silver spangled skirt
Her hips hinge narrow over lanky legs
A succubus or siren scum or dregs
A tickle tease and stilted saucy flirt
Her fingers long elicit low alert
Her knotted blouse unbuttoned overeggs
Her beige bb big buff blow kisses begs
Her venus flytrap eyelashes catch curt
We wriggle turn and clap were crowded eyed
I mouth her lilac lips and lantern jaw
Her cleavage quivers gravity denied
Her bums a thing I slap and pat and paw
Evil eyes hunt hard hint of adams apple
Disco dazzle serves skin surface dapple
Chorus apple epl i-apula

Saturday, August 15, 2015

sonnet You can improve on

You can improve on us what we once were
Ill move naff memories out briefly bask
Its all she seeks I must succinctly ask
You citizen and stranger please concur
Our towns improved on this dot dont you err
Increase of population might just mask
Us strangers still so I darent take to task
Influx of folk the twelve a day or slur
If greater good holds too a greater bad
And good outnumbers bad a ratio run
Your mood in brief is glum at length is glad
Yourself see gorgeous girls add odds of fun
She scarcely ever gets offcolour sick
Prop prime her wellness past a cut or crick
Chorus sick ill feeble

Thursday, August 13, 2015

sonnet Once young and naive

Once young and naive on trysts I did adore
We strolled in beautiful dells dales and hills
We tripped on roots we fell on forest floor
We slipped on river rocks we skipped in rills
Youre back unharmed a hero held if saddle sore
A knight who gallops gallantly and kills
Your scion is sliced a solid share and more
And my hurt heart with trepidation fills
Your cememeole thrummed lilts like a lute
You chant of chaste affairs of nuzzled nooks
Of steel swords hocked of wooden shepherds crooks
I wonder if I could embrace a brute?
Your timbre is deep you talk a foreign tongue
If prodded not as if Ive pierced your lung
Chorus tongue argot language

Monday, August 10, 2015

sonnet Ive heard your finely

Ive heard your finely featured face is ace
And found a beauty there of skin and thought
My searching eyes are settled soon at nought
Your soul is hidden under social grace
Bioluminescent sparkles interlace
Up ambient city light in bonds are brought
Up from your water wells your eyes Ive sought
Youre quintessential quirks of human race
I wonder if youre seeing a man on side
Ive weighed and flipped your diary would I dare
Undo its strap and seek a harm shed hide
Who else in town is damned as debonair?
A grafted evergreen a trivial root
Its Eves patina twigged and seedless fruit
Chorus root crux nub