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Which swells me jolly lunk a lode of lard
I grab at straws a pump up gastric band
Ill palliate appetite ten tonnes retard
In liposuction so I understand
A surgeons vat and vacuum hose work hard
As modern life aesthetics may demand
You cancel jolliness off credit card
I struck a babe on steep and squeaky stairs
My man breasts shirt ensconced swung her full face
I puffed up evolutions pride of place
I huffed impressed with how she had no airs
I feel her fun as she identifies
With sexy bosoms coaxed sweaty eyes
Chorus identifies catalogues pinpoints