Revised sonnet #357
We quash incontinence in paper pants
And play with plastic dolls and plushie bears
We toot toy trumpets just like elephants
The din a detriment to doctors ears
The handicap a mark in me appears
I carry one too many chromosomes
You drove too fast you suffered oversteers
They found your body bending fine tooth combs
We prowl at night we pilfer garden gnomes
They make us smile its simple moron fun
We store them safe we line up better homes
We do a social service said and done
Lobotomy unnecessary snip
The driver drunk in motor vehicle flip
Chorus snip cut dock
