Revised sonnet #360
From lips I love I heard abusive bile
I deemed too difficult to understand
I shot at her quite dumb a silly smile
The whole time we walked we were hand in hand
Im lauded catch a beta male to land
The wished on word yes what I whine then nod
I sniff at sort of suitors however bland
As couples click they whisper were true cod
I wish I had as solid spine iron rod
Id savage her in measured whispered memes
The menstrual cycle swell the gradient plod
Alas I loathe all calculated schemes
The give and get of sarcasm seems okay
Im lost in love I want to make it pay
Chorus okay fine proper
