A skinny soul in curls of yellow hair
On leash there sits a yellow labrador
I plonk on past on walking frame to fare
Id paint a pretty picture nab amor
I watch as she takes sip of soup du jour
Off shiny spoon I wait on coffee bill
I wonder should I join or just ignore?
I was a ladies man I leaned on skill
Your aphrodisiac is a potent pill
You keep them close youve sunk to second best
The modern ladies fussy hard to fill
Id fill a gap as senior special guest
The service dog aside I dig tourettes
I suffer ladies stuff as do their pets
Chorus tourettes tourettes tourettes
