The features furry bum and monobrow
As female werewolf what I keep unshaved
I work the rest home rooms a nurse aid now
Incontinent old folk Ive bathed and braved
In Roman legend lies a deed engraved
Twins Romulus and Remus left to die
Abandoned babies wolf tit suckle saved
That friendly female wolf their nurse just nigh
I suckle senile seniors nurse them dry
Abandoned baby like in later life
Their tantrums venomous I pacify
I benefit in will as virtual wife
The compensation switzer stately sum
Just sign the dotted line Ill stay on mum
Chorus sum amount tally
