Revised sonnet #429
As Virgin Mary stands our patron saint
On calendar two hundred holidays
Its wrong to work too hard to sweat till faint
To break on brow a sweat as stinky glaze
The gentle men in dug out love to laze
Indeed the game is stopped at break of sweat
Its signs the friendly stretch of finished phase
The drinks are lemon cordial cool and wet
The summer heat in medicine is met
In pits Ill rub the handy deodorant
Its alum scented mint off swab in net
Ill pee till pints in pails turn laundry lant
I follow body clock in fast and feast
I poo then sup yes stools are very least
Chorus feast banquet dinner
