Revised sonnet #365
Hysteria was a brilliant fount of wealth
Youd ride on penny farthing fast to work
I missed the vintage days of doctor stealth
The pretty bachelorette blessed perk
A vibrator eased virgins nervous quirk
A finger flick enabled moans and sighs
A sudden slap enforced a climax jerk
You wore tight pants indifference the prize
Alas the feminists unleashed their lies
Hysteria seen as century old fad
In book of shrink abridged a deep truth dies
Those days the dowry sometimes found its cad
Ye olde in charm to modern mouthy folk
Ill go and peddle gargle wine and coke
Chorus folk denizens people
