You like the vibrators and plugs I love
You hold your own in sudden sofa sex
You go through motions milder pull and shove
You nuzzle midriff muscles which I flex
Youre lookalike to my adonis ex
I reckon rude your lack of roving eye
I play the field at home your peeps perplex
I guess you swing exceptionally shy
Youre such a sport if spouse Id live a lie
You wear in bed the cleanest socks and smalls
Your freeze at climax makes me coo and cry
You sometimes query queef I guess that galls
I squat above your hips then snug I drop
I fit your face two cups till titties flop
Chorus drop plummet sink
