Upon my cock of snook and raspberry
We marched around the fortified walls thrice
Surrender slowly made at witching hour
The city fathers raised white flags near torch
Their faces ashen flickered eerily
Vampire Knight Haemo
Excuse me lowering visor my eyes sting
Jester Bobo
Ammonia always brings me down in tears
No cur or panther marks its territory
As well as Vulcans urinary tract
Eznorb
In boil off natural detergent made
Jester Bobo
Your crown rough diamond crusted pure brushed gold
Reclaim an ounce of former majesty
Vampire Knight Haemo
A coronet would show humility
I spy a goatherds hut well catch breath there
What sort of feral boy keeps his precious pets
A blinkered mule and bloated geep in stalls?
Eznorb
Ive heard that goatherds styled entrepreneur
His roast of beans a foreign favourite
The Pixies handle tariff paperwork
Jester Bobo
He has diversified his gourmet goats
They gulp wild coffee pods on steepest slopes
Of dormant craters poop out coffee beans
Jester Bobo
A fancy fad no more though profitable
Vampire Knight Haemo
Acquired taste stimulant or medicine
Jester Bobo
And will you drink the blood of known diseased?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Well tap healthy survivors arteries
Those stricken once by plague the former sick
The Vampire clique shall catch resilient souls
Those demigods extract from human race
Immunity and immortality
Are mutually inclusive qualities
Eznorb
Do you fuss over human blood types drawn?
Vampire Knight We harvest coagulant from arteries
A B O rhesus plus or minus draw
Though rhesus smacks of Nephil well imbibe

Jester Bobo chants
Hell sympathise whos never fuel
With twitching tiger tethered mule

Eznorb
If temporal you might just idolise
A toothless child or balding gigolo
Yes triangulate our path youre tippy toed
Vampire Knight
Ill knock upon that hut door peace be yours
Goatherd Gary
Come on in Vampire Knight a welcome guest
Come Jester Bobo come your majesty
Take shelter from chaos one little while yet
Eznorb
The hut looks smaller outside than it is
Harold Harriet
Sad Steve squashed mushroom pies in paper bags--

Plus shingle strewn steep slope all clubbed as one
Alas that suicides not yet legalised
Unrecognized its not considered choice
In swinging moods were allowed collateral
Manslaughter improvised sheer recklessness
In dark unnamed suppressed it simmers on
The heady gases arsenic and cyanide waft about
Involuntary misadventure hints
At leap of faith we take along this ledge
Vampire Knight Haemo
You monstrous mammal think positively
We can squeeze past crags over here come come
And fan your way through wall of heat to edge
Eznorb
Did you not see just now Vulcans huge head
Arise from molten metal furious red?
Jester Bobo
He raised his head above the slurping waves
For gasp of sulfur gas then ducked again
Vampire Knight Haemo Come my best new pals leave off campfire tales
Eznorb
Bah since my sizzling spittle burst down him
I cast a local Mother Nature spell
Hiss his wiss hiss his piss hiss his near miss
Jester Bobo
Myself Ive always banked my vital fluids
On nymphomaniacs rare as unicorns
I wear a female condom coxcomb come glove
Upon my head my codpiece points it out
Vampire Knight Haemo
Your coxcomb dribbles sweat your brow cant breathe
Eznorb
I hired your dicky head that courtiers chuck
Their coins at it that you dance dodge and dive
Jester
Foodtasting occupies the first bow string
And so far not a single sour tone groaned
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hes not that funny why do you keep him?
Eznorb
Im sentimental its a gentle vice
When old Ver City struck its silver seams
I claimed diversity away from gold
But no their council fathers wanted out
A split from our realm their own city state
I sought a peaceful resolution then
I  thumbed through cryptic city Jericho
Next Jester Bobo lead the marching band
Of horns and trumpets playing Ver City tunes
Around the walls till ears besieged collapsed
The repetition so monotonous
In endless perfect pitch cacophony
Three turret sentinels leapt into moat
Insanity proved temporary state
No lives lost they surrendered soundly shocked
Jester We blew away those blowhards parp parp parp--

Jester Bobo
Perpetual lightning bolts and thunder roars
All mongrels surely scuttle under beds
And wait on imminent doom paws on ears
Eznorb
Why doomsday might aggrandise realm on realm
We might presage the greater cataclysms
As hurtling rocks assault the villages
Thus crooks as murderers absolve themselves
If spree if mass if serial none a match
For Vulcans hundred homicides at whim
Jester Bobo
Your beard once white is salt and pepper now
With granite grains and sweat and pumice grit
They knock ten years off you Vulcan mocks
Eznorb
He mocks a widower one time devotee
I look down into dark abyss again
I didnt pluck my itchy nose hairs out
I can still moderate a puff of dust
If Vulcan had dropped hints of cataclysms
A little landslide here a tremor there
I wouldve fortified the palaces
Put bricks in window frames and grilles of gates
As it is prisons will survive and thrive
Unpardoned criminals will game the realm
And rare and helpless citizens submit
Vampire Knight Haemo
Cool down wont you now Eznorb wait and watch
Jester Bobo
A little bird explained to me your plight
That your sons plan exoneration soon
Of wrongfully imprisoned criminals
As murderers arent interchangeable
Eznorb
I banned the vicious penalty of death
And brought rough justice into play for all
The patsy can turn kings snitch anytime
I read the memo begging pardon thrice
I passed a hand above the signatures
I got a bad vibe off them barred request
Jester Bobo
Yes Murtherio and Squish are funny names
Theyre unsubstantiated in underworld
Eznorb
How came this knowledge into your hot hands?
Jester Bobo
I was laying almond paste rat poison bait
Along a scullery wall chance had it
I overheard your sons in conference
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hell bring in self defense and stand your ground
Jester If we go over there we catch grit clouds--

Revised sonnet #1335

Wed kept the twisting towel in fists from flight
Our feet then balled and heeled at searing sand
Each compass corner anchored stuff at hand
Our bags and flasks the billowing breeze a blight
We sighed and sat we smirked the summer rite
The pier and surf impressed immensely bland
The green volcano island certain gland
We slipped on sunnies much to soften sight
Across the shoulder blades and middle back
I felt tan creme at fingers overlap
Then she stretched and snapped the bandeau strap
In pulling pranks on pals a naughty knack
Instead of stroking creme on her I pin
Jam crotch of swimsuit mine at her taut chin
Chorus pin nail skewer

Or proven kings past their best such as you
They call for runts for little underdogs
If only we had David swinging sling
Eznorb
And David was a runt at six feet tall
A hero runt who beat the odd Goliath
Vampire Knight Haemo
There are those maudlin Pixies who will weep
Goliaths odds chalked at bottom three to two
Jester Bobo
Asudden seventy two inches tall
Young David cast a pall on Philistines
Eznorb
Yet Gilgamesh in prime would smash them both
Hed shovel David down Goliaths giant maw
I was a student hostage once in Pith
I learnt twelve semite languages that year
Their harbour statue was of Gilgamesh
To scale at thirty feet tall chiselled stone
A male lion cradled he in one arm crooked
His massive hand rubbed the tummy fur
As if he grasped a harmless pussycat
Jester Bobo
I saw the actress princess Zoe in vain
She walked on lead a leopard kept as pet
Declawed detoothed it lay beside a lamb
The three of them ate oats and blueberries
Eznorb
She flashed her pearly whites at my naive sons
She cracked the list of maids prospective wives
Cain butchered Abel never animals
Jester The worlds a skull of plates or continents

Chants
He who labours callous
Is blunt yet free of malice
She who labours single
Never learnt to mingle

Eznorb
The cats and dogs are spoilt they waddle fat
The end is nigh at last we eat the rat
Quick pinch me Bobo nightmare burst free me
Discover me in tender arms of wife
To see her breathe on mirrors once again
And wipe away the smallest smudge exposed
Jester Bobo
She was a beauty should you sweat small stuff
Vampire Knight Haemo
Myself Id feign indifference till numb--

Embalm me lay on lava layer by layer
Turn me to statue your whim is my will
Vampire Knight Haemo
If gods exist theyre beyond our questioning
Come losers well consult the wise White Witch
Jester Bobo
I do respect your kind and corpse youre cool
You dont allow emotions say in deeds
Do you extend sol vampires membership?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Those who roam realm we tolerate and watch
Such kin as Abigail and Adeline
As public front unthreatening and sweet
Jester Bobo
Theyre sweet as spring time birch and maple sap
That vile eruption nearly knocked us down
Eznorb
Aside stand you both Ill toe cavity
Id wear my crown of gold Id sacrifice
As lightning rod Id delegate my head
To blasts of fireball if Id fallen short
O Vulcan how we smelted bricks of gold
One brick for every child born into realm
That way secured their adolescent lives
Read this crisp engineering measurement
The plumb line never reeled to surface length
In gold mine more than thousand fathoms deep
Chuck up your pumice stones and glass at me
Yes splatter over me the scalding lava flow
Yes fart your bad egg fumes at me drub me
You cowardly god so backward youre inclined
I worship Mother Nature apostate
Sit me on your huge cupids upper lip
Ill punch your nose as it might tickle you
Yes scratch at me same way I scratch a flea
Vampire Knight Haemo
Come back a pace old foe let us embrace
The quakes subside the wagon ruts guide us
Jester Bobo
Youre wasting breath on Vulcan hes just lame
Hes getting taste of medicine his own
And not from rival gods who totter too
But from giants Gog and Marduk who toil
At anvils meek and prank him arsenic shots
Vampire Knight Haemo
The world would crash in that scenario pal
We cant freeze like beasts caught in beam of torch
Eznorb Lead us forth my arm finds your shoulder blades--

We vampires differ from you human beings
We dont evaluate wealth above all else
The realm will be leased back to common folk
King Eznorb will be loaned material wealth
Hell live in luxury subservient soul
And well expound tradition otherwise
The hostages of peace accord well spoil
On feasts well fatten them well leech off them
Jester Bobo
Our scarves will serve as masks against the stench
Of sulfur natural fart could kill us
In ignorance or sleep unscented threat
Vampire Knight Haemo
Improved odds when youre vampire bred I think
Jester Bobo
Are you the company for majesty?
Vampire Knight Id rather not look far ahead of time
A huge task is completed piece by piece
Eznorb How do you keep yourself so hard and hale?
Vampire Knight Im strong in stealth I bleed my trusty squires
A pint of blood not much in giddiness
If drawn by goblet horn or thimble loads
I pay blood emeralds to them as thanks
One day hell be a knight himself draw squires
Eznorb Expanding universe or pyramid
Jester Bobo
Where countless knights and squires are not enough
And euthanasia might cap three score ten
The cough that hints in youth in age snuffs out
Vampire Knight Haemo
These crags are perilous so watch your steps
Eznorb Youre fleet of foot the lord of long tail bats
Jester
Are your troops cramped in forest stands ahead?
Vampire Knight Haemo
No natural disaster subjugated
Or compromises my six souls elite
Eznorb
I trounced your navy years ago youve learnt
The virtue patience welcome back old foe
Vampire Knight Haemo
The clouds broke just before dusk we sailed yet
Eznorb
Our archimedes mirrors hit your boats
A foot above their waterlines ignited pitch
Of watertight hulls wavelet lapped set blaze
At temperatures seeming low to mind
Jester Bobo
And safe to say your fate there water sealed
Vampire Knight Haemo
That was then this is now we do prevail
Eznorb
Mad Vulcan rain down basalt ash and glass
Strike me with pumice pieces human size
And petrify me like you did my wife--

Eznorb
Indeed she strokes her braids in softness finds
Degree of aerial moisture weather gauge
Against the Soax who drained the estuaries
I won a stunning victory waist deep
They occupied the estuaries then asked
For single fight in settlement of deed
I dallied till the winter months perplex
Behold as White Witch said a northern wind
Drove arrows ours far beyond their range to kill
And simultaneously blocked theirs well short
We plucked their arrows from the snow and shot
Them back and slaughtered even more of foe
Jester Bobo
Have I seen her in portrait anywhere?
Eznorb
In Hall of Heroes she hangs Lady Lethe
Her hair a tidy bun in tall felt hat
Jester Bobo
The common rumours speak of ugliness
Eznorb
Take it from me shes very beautiful
She wears a splattered mask to spare her face
At bubbling cauldrons rumours twist the truth
Shell turn me zombie else none will I trust
Vampire Knight Haemo
I dont think its her kind of magic spells
Eznorb
Experience only needs a recipe
Perhaps she has a tome thats lying in dust
Dark continent techniques adaptable
Vampire Knight Haemo
The Black Witch could do it strings attached
Jester
What? Are you living statue may I ask?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im anything but you jester jelque
Jester
Youve read me like a worm infested book
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im Vampire Knight thats all you need to know
The smog has blocked the sun for many days
Presenting vampires opportunity
To dominate the bounds of men on whim
Well propagate in shadowy permanence
Jester Bobo
The mountain goats have crapped themselves in fear
The gourmet coffee beans then plentiful
The packet price falls plebs are introduced
Vampire Knight Haemo
The only heady brew for me to drink
Apart from human blood is saline drip
Ive carried my steel helmet under arm
For days and scarfed my mouth against foul air
Ill sit on stool behind King Eznorbs throne
And whisper orders hell repeat as his--

As rules are meant to be severely bent
Diminished the responsibility
Senility if feigned if real degrades
The sufferer and sufferee both shrinks
In end times lassitude looks dignified
Vampire Knight Haemo
A zombie ceremonial king would suit
Stale air being tidier than colonial germs
Eznorb
Ill switch gods Vulcan disaster prone
Who is the vampire god I turn to now?
Vampire Knight Haemo
We have no god thus we supplicate none
Agnostic might be closest term for us
The job gets done beyond that we just dont care
Jester Bobo
I dont care who fills Vulcans place as god
My prayers are postures my hands cup air thus
I fetishise rare massive mammaries
They swell and swing by when expected least
Eznorb
I do renounce volcano blast and boom
Sow Vulcans squirting aureoles nauseate me
I take up modest cause of vampires here
With economic plunder Ill stand charged
With ecological ruin Ill be tarred
Jester Bobo
I could smirk Vampires first resort if winked
Weve learnt to err before we smarm escape
Its from Narcissus I learnt how to smarm
Things fall in place then effortlessly done
He never made the pantheon sticks to sprite
Eznorb
Unlike Hermaphrodite up his own bum
Who made his self absorption work for him
Vampire Knight Haemo
A nod to Mammon whos pleased sprite enough

End of Act 2

Former king Eznorb Jester Bobo and Vampire Knight walking along a conveyor belt eventually they reach a rock pool in background a dark and distant volcano erupts the ground quakes and pumice shrapnel hits them

Jester Bobo
God Vulcan chucks us pumice shrapnel now
A simmering rock pool bath tub invites
You scrub my back Ill scrub yours well bond pals
The body odours caused by tramping long
Well lessen though well not eradicate
Eznorb
Well press forward stinking scarves across our mouths
The White Witch must see us in urgency
What crisis is that scented orange flowers?
A weather belle the White Witch has helped us
Before as seer predicting elements
An earlier jesters time I heeded her
The bells she chimed brought charming end to drought--

I may be woe rid widower left unstuffed
Jester Bobo
I shall keep testing food as buffer yet
Ill sip and gargle samples spit them out
Theres mushrooms nuts and berries worth the lick
In Fiver Forest growling tummy time
Vampire Knight Haemo
We must shun this kind village tactics press

Vampire Knight leads ex king Eznorb and Jester Bobo into Fiver Forest

Eznorb
I was a sensitive youth when crowned king
If this calamity of fundament
Had struck in first few years as rex of realm
I wouldve curled up tight bed rid then died

Jester Bobo chants
A bakers wife who buried freshest live
In pastry hid the leech in leek and chive
The yokel butchered calories well spent
His belt drew tight a notch at no indent

Approach Pixie Cinam

Eznorb
Imagined fine day Pixie youth to you
Pixie Cinam
And pleasant hours to former majesty
The crease of crown in your hair carries weight
Among us tree trunk tappers youre our boss
You gave us honest air when none else would
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im partisan to Pixie Moonshine Dew
Eznorb
I underestimated you times past
Vampire Knight Haemo
You werent to know the island realm of Rood
Would fall to eunuchs trusted by King Yif
Eznorb
The eunuchs put in power their lookalikes
Their senators cowered side by side in pairs
That theocracy beyond our horizon lies
East plumb enabled by your vampire squires
Vampire Knight Haemo
I drained King Yif hung up side down from eaves
His seven blood pints drip fed over months
Jester Bobo
You were humane you fed him bread and booze
You turned him living puppet set him back
Upon the throne a nodding stooge of yours
Eznorb
King Yif two faced showed pride was quickly cruel
A young idealist trapped in strong  physique
The eunuch brand self propagating grass
A sequence showing the cuttings growing
Below the constellation gemini
Across the armoury and inking seals
Im midst of middle age such trauma fear
Id not survive I crave a zombie hood
Ill prosecute the lamest homicides
Manslaughter my usurping errant sons
To murder them would be to void myself--

Eznorb
It wrecks my heart to think my much loved sons
Would keep the monarchy and realm intact
And not a two state federation create
Ill cancel abdication Vampire Knight
If Trill puts signature to document
Ill flaunt his presence strange and buy in cheers
Jester Bobo
Eruptions thunder lightning acrid smoke
Are portents bold we stand at crack of doom
Perpetually might life by lamps prevail
And creatures marginalized ruse in reign
Vampire Knight Haemo
Ambassador am I no threat at all
Eznorb
I shall relay aloud the whispering
Of Vampires next to throne choice words my own
As Vulcan has abandoned us we him--

Revised sonnet #1336

A Theban satyr pranced around a rick
Of yellow hay upon a horn then puffed
A skinny jersey cow indulged till sick
Till single straw off double craw thats chuffed
A Tartan satyr pranced around a stall
Of yellow straw upon a horn then huffed
A river gull aspired asleep to fall
The dream a nest and fledgling full on fluffed
And where they like to say they paint they print
And where they like to say they chip they churn
And where they like to say they eke they earn
And where they like to say they make they mint
I harp on forward magic holding back
Their resonance of frequency is crack
Chorus back rear stern

Approach Prince Alan and minions

Prince Alan
Fine denizen profess why your long face?
Earl Glaucus
My heart is broken down to thousand bits
Prince Alan
It is believed by clique and plebs as fate
The spies have found one learned daughter false
In overeducation arrogance
In arrogance ambitious treachery
Earl Glaucus
Its better yet worse than that circumstance
Both daughters bandied my demise in depth
The one inclined to patricide via booze
Prince Alan
Theres rumours Abigail your daughter scams
That she makes profit from increasing plague
And has no interest beyond cheap renown
I gave her funds my people sponsored her
Earl Glaucus
Shes overeducated not occult
Its mundane greed that motivates her cures
Im truly shocked by foul events
Prince Alan
Come stay at castle keep please fine earl
Let your redoubt cool off a little while
Earl Glaucus
Could she be rotten given my support?
Prince Alan
We shouldve seen this coming my dear man
Shes Vampire kind by genealogy charts
She doesnt have the discipline near blood
Too much like plasma runs her maple sap
The story rendered last you tagged along
Sol Vampire Adeline
I resonated our societys pitch
For kudos under that proviso thanks
Sol vampires such as we should stick to plants
Earl Glaucus
Her sibling stands a wicked influence yet
Solution saline peppered our small chats
Sol Vampire Adeline
Its all right my hem is just frayed not torn
Earl Glaucus
Will she be apprehended criminal?
Prince Alan
This very moment mustered minions search
Her pet haunt known to be west battlements
The rogue will be incarcerated soon
Earl Glaucus
If shed stuck safe course settled bureaucrat
Instead of threatening to change the world
If shed greased smooth the well worn wheels of realm
Instead of trying to fix odd broken cog
Id rather hear you speak a dozen tongues
With international trade delegates
Than read off her prescriptions medical
In just the Greek and Latin silently
Sol Vampire Adeline
She lacks my charm she charges recklessly--

Sol Vampire Adeline
Look its my pa upon his way Ill faint
Ive been abroad as scholar many years
Your face I find familiar who are you?
Trill Esquire
Trill I pioneered the canon ball
You were a waif a brace of years ago
I speak Tartarian passing well might you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Tartarian patois tops the bucket list
Trill Esquire
Impractical and full of energy
We thinkers pick up tongues in foreign ports
I reccommend blood ships employ to you
Their crews are always short staffed they lack skill

Approach Earl Glaucus

Earl Glaucus
May Vulcan grant you good health one and all
Trill Esquire
King Eznorb clipped me then Knob punched me too
Slammed me a cauliflower ear own accord
Earl Glaucus
Its red and raw and swelling is pursuant
I didnt see that king hit Im surprised
At its success the punch and clip one two
Realm hero track at distance dozen yards
Do not approach him Eznorbs not himself
Deficient manners his report right back
Trill Esquire
You havent heard then Eznorbs fugitive
Knobs stuck in pillory deserved old news
Earl Glaucus
Speak louder dear Trill through volcano roar
Trill Esquire
The purr and trill Vulcanians much admired
World over total civilization
Ill never fart and fart Im no mud pool

Depart Trill Esquire

Sol Vampire Adeline
I beg you just forgive her those loud threats
Are plotless exclamations growls annoying
As family we have to censor rants
Outside community need never know
Earl Glaucus
Remorse precedes a pardon not till then
Might my truant daughter get a second chance
Prince Alan certainly will banish her
Shell wind up feral creature cower in wild
Its just as well we have a protocol
To cool us down the magistrates to fix
Sol Vampire Adeline
When I said Id not be participant
She threw her hands up saying thats more for me
A shot of coffee could knock you out now
You eat too much your body is abused
I feel as sorry faced by vagabonds
Earl Glaucus
Hear me theres no bad blood twixt sisters true
An opportunist criminal whos bent
On staging cruel unwitnessed patricide
I muse her manners momentarily
And grab at air as if her scruff of neck

Drum roll

And do you hear the slow drum triple rolls?
The signature of Prince Alan thumped out
Ill place not wanted posters countrywide
Prince Alan champion so doing tilt of crown
The heir apparent set in public mind
No Eznorb wont bust our prince down to duke--

Vampire Knight Haemo
It sure signs from god Vulcan vampires rise
We waited patiently till now to spring
Eznorb
And typically Vulcan stays aloof
Jester Bobo
He slaves away at furnace sleeves rolled up
Eznorb
Deus ex machina meddling not his thing
Jester Bobo
The crack of doom expands more hes no fuss
If Vulcans lame well limp along in sync
Then let me chant Vulcanias daily prayer

Chants
To prosper one must sacrifice
As Vulcan did his limp a tic
By product side effect makes sick
Hail Vulcans anvil forge and vice
The hammer smacks the tongs keep hold
Iron silver nickel platinum and gold

End of Act 1

Act 2 Scene 1
A castle Aur keep balcony
Approach Sol Vampire Adeline and minion

Sol Vampire Adeline
May Vulcan beam health over you this day
Minion
I wish you no less tidings worry me
Old Eznorb has escaped his gilded cage
With Jester Bobo company hes flown
The turnkey Clown was choked to death it looks
Sol Vampire Adeline
Is that for real? Do my ears such things hear?
Minion
Its gossip from reliable sources tapped
Sol Vampire Adeline
How went that prisoners escape in fact?
Minion
He swung ajar the toilet over sty
They slid down knots and twists of silk bed sheets
Alarm is only sounded now to stir
A king no more and under cloud of blame
Hes guessed in Fiver Forest free at large
Sol Vampire Adeline
His former majesty strikes desperate
No value might he hold in Vampires minds
Minion
Pray tell why you yourself imprisoned arent
Sol Vampire Adeline
Since not one word spoke I for or against--

Eznorb
My crown is confiscated Ill get by
Upon a pinky rolls a ring of gold
The image boss a crown in bas relief
It will imprint soot when not ink or wax
Jester Bobo
Whos prone to cowardice slashes time to scoot
He doesnt wait around to get the boot
Vampire Knight Haemo
Weve got thick smog as cover lets not lurch
The dinghy capsize look bull shark fins rise
Eznorb
To find the bloodline thick as molten ice
Jester Pinch come to punch the sun shone from your bum
Your stones nuts pips and fertilizer pure
I know a parsnip from a carrot boiled
Vampire Knight Haemo
Were moored and free the forest isnt far
Jester
I ask why one wears ears on sides of skull
Instead of forehead? nods and shakes wont do
Eznorb
The face is busy busy knitting brow
The lobes arent then allowed return to fold
I let my sons down which is worrisome
Jester Bobo
Why does a snail wear his shell everywhere?
If cousin slug wears no shell anywhere?
Eznorb
Ive contemplated prior enigma such
They pass each other all times garden bound
Jester Bobo
No bird broke beak on brittle snail shell prod
The snail puts greatest store in laziness
The slug will cross that bridge eventually
Why didnt you quit head of state ahead?
Eznorb
I muffed that little technicality
It comes to crunch elite aesthetics rule
Assassin bugs wear victims piled on backs
Clown wigs piled shield deserve lame Vulcans stomp
Jester Bobo
It was far easier done than said theyre dead
The greedy porkers gobbled almonds down
Vampire Knight Haemo
Boars sows and farrow lay dead side by side
Eznorb
Youre pals indeed the rest acquaintances
Youve proved professional I owe you heaps
Jester Bobo
Youd make a decent jester given chance
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youll claim the crown again as Vampires stooge
Jester Bobo
Yes forty isnt viewed so old these days
Eznorb
The world has changed forever Ill adapt
Jester Bobo
You were wise beyond your years till middle age
The previous jesters scrawled in coal as much
Eznorb
Eruptions quakes and lava strike and swell--

Revised sonnet #1337

I got tired after my third vile divorce
Id shone in real estate outsold the men
A widow walked in senior citizen
Deceased estate appeared the money source
The love of little pooches common course
I mentioned shelters she expressed a yen
A scam incorporated stroke of pen
In charity drives we became a force
Our hobo husbands rode trains coast to coast
Their life insurance premiums made us weep
I backed the car and crushed them mirror peep
The mongrels paved their way and we wont boast
As we adored our hotshots feral flaws
The charity is listed Hearts for Paws
Chorus flaws blemishes imperfections

When archer caught in border skirmishes
Eznorb
Youre very chart of martial injury
Jester Bobo
Ill leave thick scars to worms deceased estate
Thats something they can really chew upon
Up is down down is up as your truant sons
Turn Arctic north Antarctic south for lark
That flittermouse squeal frequency is code
The Vampire Knight toots us directions out
Eznorb
The vestibule grille silhouette I know he
A flash of silver whistle near his mouth
Hail cannons boom above peat bog star fort
Our luck is changing good well manage this
Vampire Knight Haemo
Now cover your eyes pals protect your sight
Ill cut away the grille with fasces volts--

When I saw my queen trapped in solid stone
A lava statue posed on pedestal
I wept and cheered her crown of gilded paint
Inch thicker then a demigoddess she
In making beautiful and elegant
I shouldve died with her eruption squashed
Jester Bobo
Health spas are womens business dont weep
She died in bliss in mud bath shoulder deep
A mask of clay upon her pretty face
From her skin toxins oozed she purified
Eznorb
Yes Id subscribe to such imagined end
I built the bridge of barges four lanes wide
To Silk Route latter continental length
Enabled international trade here
I built the mines and factories huge scale
The valley span of aquaducts ten miles long
The amphitheatres squares and public baths
Of reaggregated stone my brother pressed
Together we brought our realm world esteem
We brought the common wealth a richer style
Yet stoop I blamed for bringing ruination
Jester Bobo
Tear me another arsehole if Im wrong
The living standards rose while you were king
You gave each child here born a brick of gold
You housed the poor in rentals peppercorn
You rigged up the public lavatories free
You subsidized newfangled bidets too
The list goes on and on and not anon
Eznorb
I did all civil works in Vulcans name
Jester Bobo
You had no time to spare for your dear wife
Yet when she passed you wept a month bereft
Eznorb
She had her hobbies when not bureaucrat
Embroidery and weaving excellent
Jester Bobo
You wont embarrass Queen Pompe if you weep
Eznorb
We were a perfect pair our match was fixed
I warmed to her and she to me at length
The realm survived another year in peace
I shouldve died with her my heart is cracked
Jester Bobo
Your beard turned white that very sleepless night
Eznorb
Her jointed statue tilts a flask though mute
Id swear her lacquered eyes smile oftentimes
But no its flickering of peat lamp light
Jester Bobo
Youve outdone pharaohs cask and corpse are one
Robotical to scale and vertical
The engineer and sculptor succeeded
Eznorb
The toilet pig sty reeks our clothes are smeared
Jester Apart from spring clips holding grate in grooves
The toilet piggerys historic place
None can touch it for aspirations past
Ive fared worse so have you your majesty
Observe the scars beneath my satin shirt
All stabs in back by halberd pike and knife--

Jester Bobo
I overheard you talking blood types
With Haemo Vampire Knight ambassador
Of nether Tartary but yesterday
You mispronounced the long vowel o tad short
A diplomat he lets it pass I dont
In classic Latin blood type O must stretch
Cough up the long O long way A to B
Clown
His own sons will avenge my strangling death
Jester Bobo
Clown dont forget to wet yourself in throes
You gave swiss army knives a nasty name
The toilet pigs ate almonds I fed them
Not wild and few but sweet and plentiful
All eighty pounds in sacks from larders dragged
Organic cyanide killed the greedy pigs
The sow too sick to eat her farrow first
Eznorb
Those mustve been the last dying grunts
Ive always championed moderation first
I take my almonds candied special treat
Tradition says we make a rope of sheets
And clamber down the silver toilet pipe
Jester Bobo
A dinghy manned and moored in moat awaits
The Vampire Knight in armour sits at oars
Across the bull shark filled moat well escape
Eznorb
I feel lightheaded freed of crown by sons
Jester Bobo
Youve hit a dizzying low your rascal heirs
Employ crown omelette ring or batter frame
Environmental their concern pig poo
Convenient scapegoat Eznorb former king
Theyll doze and mould theyll plane and mint you nought
Eznorb
You werent afraid to utter jelque to power
Jester Bobo
I took clipped ears as soldier sergeants stripes
Eznorb
Id give you welts of ear in better times
Alas Im weak I wait on crack of doom
Jester Bobo
Youre mad as Midas green gold cant save you
Eznorb
Dear Vulcan limping god inspire my sons
Let them build treasure chests ten stories high
Let them export the ground beneath their feet--