I didnt gain a spot at school of quack
They wanted glamorous type killer whale
I phish as doctor PhD the hack
I aid as angel shark in shoal and shale
I surge at minnows should they show theyre frail
Your bottom feeder cloaked and snug in silt
You note their murmurs mumbles hard to nail
Yes male or female brain on reptiles built
I hint that alter egos ham to hilt
Your minnow mouths at each and every part
In awe unconscious motives clear of guilt
I cough in fits to mask impromptu fart
The force of shrink youll find if self aware
I peddle aspirin though margin spare
Chorus aware cognizant mindful
