You strode away from me in such a huff
The butler blushed it was a sight to see
The chauffeur shrugged and lit a pipe took puff
They saw you shrink in size a nod to me
In social circles we ooze pedigree
And share in style the brand of shoe and bag
Two heiresses inclined to sumptuous glee
Allowances bound to bottom lines terms drag
I kissed you hot and hard you didnt gag
You wiped your lips along the seam of sleeve
You strode in hot high heels turn click and drag
You primped your hair away you mumbled peeve
In menstrual mood you were a closet queer
Youll come around okay I want to cheer
Chorus queer gay poof
