Revised sonnet #1581A
He was a cool beachcombing larrikin
A sometime surfer manly mannequin
He dug out some salty cricket blazer
Rusty remnants two tang toasted tazer
And freshly armed and dressed he hoved hold up
A juror pinched his shorts and plastic cup
Bold bid he said juror jog flee fitter
Home base hit said juror thither titter
Five bailiffs furious were on justice bent
On camels they trekked till tall tattered tent
Beachcombing larrikin noosed bawled bingo
Animal control rod deadset dingo
Siesta savvy hour in reconnoiter
Snoozing surfer snoring left off loiter
Chorus reconnoiter probe scout