Revised sonnet #1612
Im fleshed out best a working girls mean mate
I buy tarts cups of coffee close on five
Or sunrise right afore the cops arrive
The payoff kisses licks of balding pate
One day I hit on Bitch in sombre state
Her pickup line just one word laughed to drive
Me dozy homo but I didnt skive
I pumped at her inspired to mitigate
One day I hit on Cheeky Chick odd luck
Her pickup line just one word laughed to poke
Me dizzy loser but I didnt chuck
I pumped at her inspired till she wind broke
Those saucy robots babbling field their faults
I praise their putoff pickup lines nil schmaltz
Chorus faults blemishes defects