Revised sonnet #1636
The stage two geezer goosed his walking frame
Up near to nod acquaintance nab a name
Of elder statesman mugshots ghosting past
Affronted by screen scrolls he gasped aghast
Couch sportsfan fixed a free kick struck so wrong
All while in slomo sipping beer and puffing bong
He booted easiest bullseye front of goal
Heeled it home sweet home without rigmarole
A streetwise homie paid out pay per view
His back to front cap watched his back he knew
His doppelganger headbutt bonkers struck
Teevee cracked bloodied brow the best of luck
Motion sensor console gaming skill sires
Meek amateurs far from floor salesman hires
Chorus sires begets creates