Hed courted me a month Id sensed it wrong
Hed followed me hed laid out wraps of flowers
Hed flattered me a lot I squared as strong
And clever kind and cute at peak of powers
Once married man he gave off ghastly glowers
He countered comments previous loud and long
A laugh of mine hed praised a lode of lours
A scent of mine hed praised a pithy pong
I backed him even more I nursed his need
I pranced in sexier clothes or better style
He savaged it as latest vogue and vile
I felt fierce pain I nearly burst to bleed
Id always been a pushover theyd lean
I wrought divorce defeated quick and clean
Chorus lean incline tilt