Revised sonnet #495
Still sexy sixty cross out catacombs
And sepulchres I credit binge of booze
I dwarf the ballot box I never lose
A lengthy flight across the country looms
A liquid soap expresses fruity fumes
A dryer evaporates in drips its ooze
You sit on seat you read a rag yet cruise
In stalls off chance that stranger stranger grooms
Tense toes tap under wall of stall sheet seek
Extortion threatens precious moment now
You bet on servile strangers sticky beak
Adrenalin aloof acts wont allow
In long lace loop in dixie ampersand
In gerrymander map I had a hand
Chorus ampersand ampersand ampersand