The fungi feed on buildings break them down
A snooty scholar champions distant past
In monumental mortar hat and gown
Truth be told history erases fast
The blocks ye olde are roman concrete cast
They dodge a coat of brightly coloured paint
Theyre ware the whitest pottery at last
A naked crock of crap in sync yet quaint
In bible books the pyramids just aint
In mason manufacture lies theme park
The fancied shredded slaves toiled till theyd faint
The fungi funny stalled at epoch arc
A parrots precedent to modern slavery
To students pitched through noble knavery
Chorus slavery bondage thraldom
