Revised verse
I read a world map which informed at once
The obvious stuff I dithered quite the dunce
That Pacific not peaceful warrior lined
That Atlantic mysterious stranger pined
Evmepvot waged a civil nuclear war
Against its satellite the moon of yore
It smacked to smithereens all odds stacked
Turned dusty water crater deep uncracked
The moon endured a paltry spin void peace
Evmepvot sank off view on canon cease