Revised sonnet #1543
Anon
Tie clip and pressed pants wears our pal Ichi
His face affects a frightful chilling lour
His canines gold assault steaks sweet and sour
His cufflinks lapis lazulis agree
Ill sip al fresco coffee from hedge see
His sharkskin boots swing swift the debtors cower
His aftershave scent sharp to overpower
It signals bloody blows too late to flee
Esup binge barf boxer Vep broke broker
Fifi faux fixer Sutsu whore and more
Every debtor dawdling jostled joker
His corner canvassing the shady score
Hell shout a beer and you two click and chug
His fingers tighten your tie straight and snug
Chorus chug quaff swig